June 2011
10 posts
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
May 2011
3 posts
April 2011
9 posts
March 2011
36 posts
Reblog if you think you need to lose weight.
swaglikeweezy:
But I’m always like:
that awkward feeling when your best friend is...
When you hug a boy and he hugs tighter.
lifeonmarsss:
When you're waiting for your fave part of a song...
hotdogswithmayo:
Hold up!
It’s coming….
Wait for it…
NOW!
You're in the middle of a conversation and you see...
maybe you should eat your makeup so then youre...
